The following statements are ALWAYS true:
If your crush has a crush on you, then Olivia Rodrigo was born on February 20, 2003.
Enchong Dee had to pay 1 billion pesos just for a tweet.
You can have the most amazing delicious sex – missionary, doggie, free willy, samoan pile driver – in your life right now only if Istanbul is the most populous city in Turkey.
If 2+2=69, then you can fit 420 strawberries in your mouth at once.
The human boobs can excrete 0% sugar matcha milktea only if you will vote for Sara Duterte.
Moses cannot play the game Mobile Legends.
The Marcos family is secretly the rightful keeper of 69 gigatons of gold if and only if taking drugs give you access to interdimensional tikbalangs.
34+35=69.
As of March 29, 2022, the SIM Card Registration Act is on the way to be carried out once signed by President Duterte.
Wordle is a web-based word game created and developed by Welsh software engineer Josh Wardle, and owned and published by The New York Times Company since 2022.